Learn the thoughts of someone who is of an age that HATES this FONT
I know how internet pages work and this sub header makes a lot of sense. For real, if you disagree you made a mistake. I decided that the stock brownie on the right will SEO or something. Get it? internet.
Unreliable Narrators
Seriously? We are still going? I mean I am pretty drunk but I guess I have to explain things? I was a problem in my youth/early adulthood but now I am telling stories? Is that fun?
I was going to change the pictures but it seems like a lot of work you made it this far down in the page, GOOD for you! Sometimes I hate myself but you got this far and now I am fulfilled! You deserve something for getting here? What should it be? Oh I know… click a link and I will explain… also SEO will BOOM!
